[Hey guys, remember that kid with blue emo haircut? Remember how he has a dead younger twin sister? She's on the screen with a smile that totally tells you nothing is wrong. And if you think that there's something wrong, it's obviously just your imagination. It seems like Minami's conveniently reappeared in the room she claimed as her own at Hotel Dusk as well.]

So, like, I woke up today and I'm back here, you know? Last time I checked, it was almost Halloween, but now everything's totally candified! It's super-shocking. Well, I guess it can't be super-shocking since candy's not made of electricity... Oh! But I guess it can be super-shocking if there's some sour candy lying about.

[Even if that line of logic didn't make sense, it did to her. Her stomach begins to growl audibly, and she glances out the window.]

... Well, I'll have to say that this is the first time in a while that I thought the trees outside look tasty.